Duke Cannon Soap
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Eggnog: This yuletide brick of soap will make holiday spirits and showers bright with its toasted nutmeg and musk scent.
Rudolphs's Night Cap: Give someone this gift of cinnamon and antique wood-scented soap for the perfect holiday gift. Give someone this gift of cinnamon and antique wood-scented soap for the perfect holiday gift. Rudolph was rather worn out from guidin' Santa's sleigh all.
Mall Santa's Cough Syrup: Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Smells like the North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.
- 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional bar soap
- Made in the USA by humans, not elves
- May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery